PRESENTS!

What would be the best present? Yes, I'm asking you guys...I will get no reply as no-body loves me on this jerk. Yet, I still proceed to write on you basically everyday... my life is so pitiful.
Ok, so it's my birthday a month after I get back. I was thinking about it today when I was on YOUTUBE it's full of wonders guys MANY MANY WONDERS. I was thinking, that first a shout on the wonderful Youtube would make my day... no joke. If I got a shout out it'd be like OMG. I LOVE LIFE. Then also if you sat down and dedicated a song to me, that would make my day then just after if I got a hug. Damn, just one of those moments you've just fallen in love with the world right?
I have those moments, dancing in the rain and when the sun hits my cheekbones makes me feel so whole and so pretty. It's lovely, truly is.
On my birthday, I don't know what I'll get but what I would like: memories. It's the best thing you could wish for you look back on things and you think what it's brought you. This laptops brought me some memories, it's brought me to see who Olly was and that was the best one and then there was when Jade (BESTBUDDD), Joe and I were in my conservatory and I was playing some awesome music and Joe looks at me disgustingly and then suddenly whips out a banana. It was the funniest thing, EVER. Well, maybe not ever bet you get my drift.
For my birthday, show me what I meen to you, and show that you know things about me. Greeting me with my favorite drink, or trashy bracelets. OMG, I'd love you forever. JUST SAYING. :)
Now, it's time for my favorite song... :)

16th August.
I would like to see my art displayed. I would like to see people looking at my photographs and feeling inspired. I'd like to know how to get there, Winterton isn't really a place where you start is it?
The most fame we've had from down our end was when Never Sed did a support act for Status Quo, I haven't heard anything of them since 2007, it's now 2010. Another thing which makes us famous, apparently, is the awards our school has got by Peermentors. When I hear some-one from another part of even Linconshire saying they know where our school is (minus links by realatives) I'll believe you.
Winterton, describe? It's this place just outside Scunthorpe, Scunthorpe's claim to fame. Tiny Temper - Pass Out
'I've been to South Hampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe'
You don't really want to come here dear Temps, we have two college's a Topshop and only just getting a Primark. Says a lot really. The nearest designer stores we have to us is most probberbly a 6 hour drive, we're in the middle of no-where.
My bestfriend owns six chickens and then sereval of my friends own pigs and horses. We live on a huge farm-estate.
If you're from down my end you're most likely going to live at park untill you're 19, after hanging out there for about five years. Every day there you'll get bored, trust me. I'm a parker.
I'm saying all this negativeness about my village, but really you can make your friends for life here, you'll have more freedom then a city if you're growing up because you know every-one. You will know some-one who works at the chippy and they'll give you extra chips for the same price as a small. So it's ok, but it's hardly the 'Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of, There's Nothing You Can't Do' .... theres nothing you can't do, because there is nothing to do. Simple really.

May 1st again.
OLLY MADE MY DAY
THATS MORE LIKE IT. I say thats more like it because now I have abitt of music on it can brighten any one's day espically because I am charging my iPod. I hope while doing this "I am not erasing all my data and music and stuff. That would make me really upset and stuff. I think I would start swearing, and cursing that the little old people behind me would be applaud and then cry. Along with me.
I am very dramatic when it comes to my iPod I hardly put it down, I listen to music, socialise and treat it with tender love and care. The only thing which I don't do with my iPod which I could do is take photo's, but that would be an iPhone not an iTouch, would it not? I am thinking it would.
To get onto the topic which I normally start with, which would be the person who has made my day. But even before I do that, update is needed. Andy has been some-what jerkish and has not talked much, found it awesome how much he is into gaming and trying to sort out his life which meens, "kirsty I am not into you, but I am trying to be nice and let you down easy" that makes you even worse -,- and Olly, always makes me laugh as we all know, he has been the starterof this thing serval times, he makes me laugh because his helmet suits my face (like crocs suit my feet - Jade you'd get this) but yes, he's made my day (to finally to get onto topic) because he has been so sweet lately, loading me with compliments getting all the cd's I wanted and just like showering me in love. I think he is sweet, I don't think anything will happen, but hey! if it is supposed to it will. (:
I am going home right now, but lets take you through the day...

gooooooodmorning sunshine, - thats the sun coming through the blinds and if I wasn't happy to be seeing my friends (and curtains) in the first time in 6 weeks then I would not be saying good morning, it would be something along the lines of ARRRGH STUPID LIGHT GO AWAY.
I woke up, then realised what a day I had ahead of me, lots of packing to do, and a last minute tan to get, and there was one thing I was going to look forward to more then the other, the tan. I'd say I quickly did my case, but that would be a lie, it took me hours on end. Jumps and rugby wrestles to get my case filled with skateboards, roller skates, shoes and some clothes to close. I did it ofcourse, with it being 23kilo's, (this was the second lightest case we had out of the 5 we had for 4 people).
The house was on air-con at 24degrees compared to the outside humidity which was at 37degrees, the hottest day we had while being there since we had been treating it as our home for 6 weeks. I lay outside for about an hour, two hours, chatting to people like Olly, which is always a pleasure, and James, who had bad news (with out sounding morbid by cutting a story short, we found out James had lukimeia a year ago last Feburary, and he had been good since last summer, back at school and just being Jamesy, now he has found out that he has it back, which was upsetting, I love James to bits, like a brother and stuff, I am not going to worry because he is going to come through it, I had no fear about it- oh and my other friend got hit by a car, he's okaa minus the fact he has a broken foot and could need plastic surgery, but that will probberbly come up in another blog). After talking to them for a while and slowly being pushed into the shade by the house which was acting as a shady wall, I moved to a different place to be told by my sister how much sun burn I have. SCORE! What else could you ask for on the last day of your holiday?! SERIOUSLY? I go back to school on Tuesday, that gives my legs and odd patches on my stomach (my arm lay across one part of it, so I'm now like a ZEEEEbra), time to turn into laaavely tan which I can show off infront of to my people (mac daddy or what? ;D). It's worked out pretty well to be quite frank. It's all good.

song - don't look back in anger - it's on my ipod BIATCH.

Before, when I was on the plane: May 1st

It's weird to think I'm over a thousand feet in the air, and going faster then a some extreme roller coaster rides but yet I still complain about the odd turbulance. I've been on the plan, what two hours (maybe) now, and I have resort to getting my laptop out to have a good old blogging sesh. You could be wondering, internet in the sky you lucky so and so. No, word document, saved uploaded on a further date, cz' I'm cool like that. I don't know what I could say to entertain you guys mind, I am finding it hard to entertain myself, it's the May 1st, (uno de mayo) in America yet 2nd in England. And we still don't think time change is possible. Actually we've been having it for ages since we had planes.
Who would of thought when we first got planes we would of been going and flying abroad for holidays, those in WW2 didn't (I know this cz' I watched fly boys) and I am beasty like that.
Well, this blog is short. I will do another one once I've sorted out my music playlist. ;D

DIETS BITCHES.

Being on a diet is so hard, I just had a lean cuisine dinner and it was about the size of my fist. The 'chicken' in it was two chunks and it was not at all filling hence the 270 calories which potentially I could have two corn-dogs from and feel more satisfied.
The hardest bit about it is my mother and father having an 'all american breakfast' consisting of bacon, pancakes, eggs and maybe sausages. I dislike this very much. I can smell the aroma and here it sizzling. This is torture.
It's OK I suppose if you think about it, it's not the best fried stuff you could have. No that would be with my boyfriend. He makes the best eggs. No joke. I want one now. My diet should be made easier since I'm out all the time but are we? No, we're heading to the cinema tomorrow which is situated next to a Ben and Jerry's ice-cream parlor and todays highlight was going to church. My dad being on my back about me loosing a few pounds, maybe a stone isn't the politest. I need some lovely compliments of my boyfriend actually to make me in a good mood. Olly?

HOLLYWOOD.

I'm thinking about the future again folks, who would of thought this would of came up. AGAIN? And this started when my dad told one of his empolies that he will get back to him he needs to show his daughter the design first.
Obviously my opinion is important. Secondly, this advert is going into a Hollywood Movie magazine which directors and actress would probberbly read. Then he's going to go to Hollywood parties to 'network' I'm jealous of my father I really am.
Hopefully, with this networking it'll open doors for me, some-how.
It's just a short blog today guys because I'm going to go for a dip - or swim shall I say.

You get those days where you feel insecure, today is one of those days. I gave you a blog earlier about missing people, then I talk to Olly and we had a little fall out but then he goes with no 'I love you' or kisses, and thats what makes me feel down.
Today I woke up feeling, basically? Like shit. I've not had enough in the past days. My face is all breaking out and although I'm in 40 degrees my tan is disappearing.
I miss my friends, I miss them so bad.
I miss Olly, I miss him so bad.

MISSING PEOPLE.

I HATE MISSING PEOPLE.
I makes me want to cry, no joke. It's not just missing people it's the fact that you're not going to see them for a long time, or maybe even ever. A lot can change, and I get scared that things will change and people's opinions will change. I freaked out like this last summer.
My best friend drank a lot and did some stupid stuff and I thought she died her hair and all this stuff built up. It made me think that she's not going to want to be friends with me when I got back. I did stay friends with her, she's my best friend. But things change after holidays.
I think this problem of mine started when I was going out with my ex-Sam. Flash back to the past, I came back from holiday and he broke up with me! Same with Nathan, and I swear to God if it happens with Olly I'm going to join a convent and become a nun. Because Olly is the person I feel strongest too, ever. He's the person I love.
I hate going away, half way through I start freaking out, and I need that secruity my bestfriends and boyfriend gives me. I suppose that today when I was watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch (i'm so hardcore) came on it was on about how lying comes back to haunt you.
And mine and Olly's big thing, well I'm not lying. I'm just not mentioning anything. I hate that.
I love Olly though, too much to mention. I miss him, I haven't had a proper chat with him in donks.
I miss you, and I think we should have a really long chat today, sounds like a plan?

Scotland has the pizza-crunch (battered mars bar and tablet can be included), Canada has there cheese-gravy chips, and what I've now discovered is the 'Cookie Sandwich.'
Yes, I'm talking about some seriously fatty foods, and most of them are the heaven on our tongue.
Tablet for all you people who've never grazed upon it is a sweet-killer, two bags of pure cane sugar go into a tray of it and on the first bite you can feel it clogging up your pipes...but oh is it worth it.
Onto the 'Cookie Sandwich' ice-cream filled cookie like the bread. It's basically everything you've ever dreamed of...

You hear talks from your alone-nan and they say about how 'all guys will see many girls try them ALL out then finally settle down,' and I'm here in the corner like 'hello! I have a secret boyfriend who's 17 and he's not a jerk he loves me and he's a keeper' and she says how 'at that age they go around try them all out, mostly at once' adn I'm like 'my boyfriends 17 and he's on;y with me, I'm enough to handle' and yet again she'll say that 'times have changed since before you're not going to be in love at that age' my response 'K I'm off too sleep..'
my silent response? good news is my nan isn't no fool, but she hasn't met my dear Olly, and even if we don't stay like gravy+mash for eternity it's nice to know I'm going to give it one hell of a shot... because this one? It's for Jesus.

THE ADVENTURES OF THE HOGG SISTERS AND BURRUS.

While in Spain we had a situation...
this girl, Victoria, complained (she was very quite and when she opened her mouth all she did was complain) all the time. So when she wanted an ice-cream you had to get her one so she would shut up. Then there was Eilidh, Charlotte and I walking around the only place in a 10 mile radius (I exaggerate highly) that served an ice-cream was a very posh chinese restaurant so going in to order an ice-cream cone us three 'ladies' found extremely inappropriate so what do we do? Egg fried rice please! Thats what came to Charlotte's mind, Eilidh's was like 'I can get served' then after fake looking at the menu 'spring rolls' came into her mind, like 'sweet and sour chicken balls' came into mine. So we ordered it dispite the fact we'd already had dinner that night (it was fish and it was delishious).
To quickly finish the story, the only alcohol there was Sangria and then free peach-snaps at the end. Victoria also hated her ice-cream. Well done -,-

This was written before I went to Spain, but only uploaded now.

Well rush-hour traffic is great isn't it? I'm sat in the car on the way back from Doncaster wearing my gorgeous new heels from Wallis. It would be nice to actually get home, why? Because I've got people to see this is a crucial day in my week before I leave them for holiday-ness.
I must say although I bought a lot today I didn't get the white trousers I wanted, nor the bikini I need. But the stuff I got really does cancel it out, a little bit anyway not fully because that's not good math is it?
I got told off yesterday from the father because of my lack of english skills saying 'math' instead of 'maths' because he says in defense that 'maths' is a plural thing obviously coming from 'mathematics' but if you shorten it you take off the 'matics' leaving 'math' I love being right, it's such a dream.